My neighbor has an evil dog.  It is the leader of all evil dogs.   Please kidnap it.

Like many small dogs, it has replaced its bark with an ear-piercing, high-pitched screech and likes to go crazy when anything moves. 

It is also highly protective and will attack anything that comes within 50 feet of the house. 

Its victims include:

• squirrels
• trick-or-treaters
• cars
• j0ggers
• small toys
• the UPS man (still in the hospital)
• babysitters
• the elderly
• the owner's husband (keeps trying to "accidentally" run over it)

The dog's name is Pumpkin, but it also answers to "Satan", "Rat-thing", and "oh sh*t it's after me!".

Many people despise this dog.  Although I am one of them, I do not want any physical harm to come to the creature as I am afraid that killing it would make it a martyr to all other evil dogs. 

We have collected $1000 as payment.  Please kidnap this dog.  Take it away. 

Once you have done so, take a picture of the dog in its new location and send it to ikidnappedit@kidnapit.com to receive the $1000.  I will only transfer the money via paypal using the email address that sent the picture.

Please, kidnap it!