Good questions

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too? 

How do I set my laser printer on stun? 

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? 

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? 

Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song? 

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?

If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?