Finally, a literal carpool.

Oh, that's what they do if a car is blocking the hydrant.

 
Accidental moose hunting... poor creature.

Missle balloons.  Brilliant.

Now this person really is handicapped.

Imagine getting rear-ended by this thing.

As if one shoe-car wasn't enough.

Owned by a prince, this car is made of real silver.

Next time borrow your friend's truck.

Who parks their car on a military jet air strip?

Custom ground effects, hood scoop, and chrome rims.
(This would be a good trick to play on a friend.)

At least now it won't get towed.

"Hey John!  No, we don't have room for one more."

 

What clowns do with their free time.

Just in case you decide to have a spontaneous outdoor poker game.  It's good to be prepared.

For those who always preferred tricycles.

The home-made dump truck.

How to catch a person who drives away from the pump without pay for the gas.

That's not my job.